Mug Enjoyer - Mug Blooded American

Mug Enjoyer - Mug Blooded American - lyrics

[Verse]
Well, I’m a Mug-blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom-loving veins got nothing but root beer
In ‘09 I got diagnosed with some form of epilepsy
Good doctor told me that my cure was made by Pepsi
Every day I get dressed up in my bootcut jeans
I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines
Libtards are trying to ban my foamy carbonation
I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation!