Midlife Mafia - Waiting In Line

Midlife Mafia - Waiting In Line - lyrics

Sometimes I can be found
Waiting in some damn line
Will I ever get to the head
Or, am I wasting my precious time
It’s not cool, I’m a fool
Waiting in line

Never pretty women
Usually weird old creeps
Moving so damn slow
About to fall asleep
It’s not cool
I’m a fool
Waiting in line

Loud and wild littles
People cutting in
With all this chaos
My patience wearing thin
It’s not cool, I’m a fool
Waiting in line
She’s got 50 items
Sign says max fifteen
She is royally rude
Thinks she is the queen
It’s not cool
I’m a fool
Waiting in line

I’m finally getting close
In fact I am next
But she has lots of coupons
And wants to write a check
It’s not cool
I’m a fool
Waiting in line
It’s not cool
I’m a fool
Waiting in line
It’s not cool
Don't be thе fool
Waiting in line